Thoughts During The All-Star Game
It means something now you know…so does stabbing myself in the eye but that doesn’t mean its it a good idea.
Oh goody 5+ hours of Joe Buck blathering on. I’m pretty sure he’s the official announcer in the 7th circle of hell.
Nice to see the New York crowd boos Boston no matter what the circumstances. They know they want the American League to win, right?
They have Wade Boggs as the All-Star representative at third wearing a Yankees hat. Nice, you’ve secured the fact you will never be able to show your face in Boston and further cements the fact you are the biggest sellout ever.
So they had all these former All-Stars/Hall of Famers at each position and you’re telling me they couldn’t dig up ONE Red Sox player? I smell Steinbrenner all over this thing.
By the way I believe the Red Sox out number the Yankee All-Stars by 7-3…just sayin’.
At this rate the game will start around 10pm and end around August 3rd.
I’m pretty sure it’s a fashion don’t to wear a dress out of the American flag when singing the National Anthem. Just seems redundant.
Sweet Jesus! What the hell happened to Satan, I mean Steinbrenner? He looks like a cadaver that got hooked up to a vat of Botox. That must be why I smelled him earlier.
I wish the All-Star game would come back to Boston, since the ownership coup d’état the park’s much better equipped to handle it and since I have a ticket package I may actually get tickets to it!
I called Drew’s home run. I don’t some much hate him anymore as much as I still wish he were Trot Nixon. I’m going to go slam my hand in a drawer.
How did I not know about this Papelbon controversy? Come on people, it’s the New York Post, it’s the newspaper equivalent of In Touch Magazine. Wow, you know the story’s been twisted from fact when all 3 Fox announcers are defending a Red Sox player…this just in….snow balls landing in hell!
So there was no way I was staying up for a 15 inning game, unless they brought Don and Jerry in the booth to heckle Buck and McCryptkeeper. That being said when I found out J.D. Drew got the MVP of the game I was happy for him…now I’m going to go slam my head against a wall a few dozen times.
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