It only took a month to come to grip with the fact they lost in game 7 of the ALCS to the FREAKIN’ DEVIL RAYS! Not that I’m still bitter or anything.
1. Wine, pizza, and coffee are no longer my main food groups.
2. I really didn’t want to have to decide between making my mortgage payment and buying World Series tickets. I had to eat generic mac and cheese for a week to get the ALCS tickets.
3. I didn’t have to puncture my eardrums to avoid listening to Tim McCarver and Joe Buck do their best to make me throw my remote at the TV.
4. I didn’t have to go to work on 4 hours sleep with an intravenous mainline of Dunkies anymore.
5. My DVR didn’t explode from the backlog of new episodes of 90210. No, seriously!
6. I saved my self hundreds in commemorative 2008 World Series merchandise.
7. I have Tom Brady and the Patriots to watch this off-season…oh crap.
8. I didn’t have to buy that second industrial size bottle of TUMS.
9. The Devil Rays lost in the World Series thus preventing the apocalypse that was sure to follow. I haven’t been able to find the right shoes to wear for the Armageddon, but once I do I’m totally in.
10. The Yankees were golfing at the end of September.
Comments
Huh?
I'm sorry, you watch the new 90210?
Don't judge me.
I need my trashy completely unrealistic soap-like teen drama. Especially when I'm betting on when one of the chicks becoming so anorexic she becomes translucent. Last week one looked like a dress on a hanger, I got 4 more episodes to paydirt!
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