Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

It only took a month to come to grip with the fact they lost in game 7 of the ALCS to the FREAKIN’ DEVIL RAYS! Not that I’m still bitter or anything.

1. Wine, pizza, and coffee are no longer my main food groups.

2. I really didn’t want to have to decide between making my mortgage payment and buying World Series tickets. I had to eat generic mac and cheese for a week to get the ALCS tickets.

3. I didn’t have to puncture my eardrums to avoid listening to Tim McCarver and Joe Buck do their best to make me throw my remote at the TV.

4. I didn’t have to go to work on 4 hours sleep with an intravenous mainline of Dunkies anymore.

5. My DVR didn’t explode from the backlog of new episodes of 90210. No, seriously!

6. I saved my self hundreds in commemorative 2008 World Series merchandise.

7. I have Tom Brady and the Patriots to watch this off-season…oh crap.

8. I didn’t have to buy that second industrial size bottle of TUMS.

9. The Devil Rays lost in the World Series thus preventing the apocalypse that was sure to follow. I haven’t been able to find the right shoes to wear for the Armageddon, but once I do I’m totally in.

10. The Yankees were golfing at the end of September.