Even More Randoms...

Ebay, Lou-Lou, Queer Guys and and the Joys of Unemployment

Is it wrong to want to decorate my bathroom around photos I've taken of my boys? I could be the ESPN version of Martha Stewart! "Today we'll learn how to make baseball bat cozies and sneek beer into an arena using your child's favorite stuffed animal! I need to start copyrighting these ideas."...Could anyone with an O-2 tank please contact me as I will need one to get through the next two weekends...Ebay may be the best invention of the modern era, where else can I buy a discontinued Pottery Barn shower curtain and sell an old light saber remote control?...When you rival a corpse in whiteness, its probably a smart idea to wear sunscreen to a day game at Fenway, otherwise you will look like a lobster with a farmer tan. If you are 30 years old, sitting in the back row of the center field bleachers with a red sox tattoo and a glove ready to catch a home run its time to start seeking therapy and a life. Did anyone really think Pedro would willingly miss a chance to pitch against Mulder in a key game? If it was Jeff Weaver I could understand the doubt, but come on people! That like saying George W. would miss a chance to play with his G.I. Joe dolls...Is there anything else that can make you smile when the Red Sox are losing like watching Millar running for an inside the park home run? Speaking of Millar, I will forever have "Rally Karaoke Guy" burned on my brain"...Good thing about being unemployed again, plenty of time to wait in line for playoff tickets!!! Lou Merloni is back where he should be, Fenway, but the thing that makes it even sweeter is the fact that the Yankees wanted him, hehehehe...It truly pains me that the "grooming" expert on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is gay...sniff, sniff.