Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

Like I was really going to keep my mouth shut for another week????

I need to find a hobby because this baseball thing is killing me. Ulcer attacks, stomach aches, sleep deprivation, I bet these wouldn't happen if I watched curling tournaments.....I don't know how my boys are still standing considering I could barely move the next day and the most taxing thing I did was chain smoke for 3 innings....Whoo-hoo, the Red Sox just won the series so lets turn over some cars and break into Fenway!!! Boobs. Riots would be the only thing to mar a World Series victory, I've never really figured out the correlation between utter elation and having to burn and destroy things, call me Kooky!....Facing the Yankees to get to a world series? Crap my left arm just went numb, so this is what a coronary feels like....I don't care how many people tell me otherwise, Andy Petite is butt ugly!...I want to taste champagne by the end of next week...I don't care if they hug, slap each others asses or blow kisses from the on deck circle, whatever drives in the runs!....Bullpen + Close Game = Tequilla Shooters!....What does an aneurysm feel like?...Worst thing if we lose to NY? Having to explain to the Woobie that this will be just one of many heartbreaks she will suffer at the hand of Boston sports teams....I wonder if God is a baseball fan? And if so is it ok to pray for a win? Because I've been saying "Sweet Jesus!" an awful lot lately....its times like this when I wish life was controlled by Tivo...ok, time to take another Tums....