Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

OK fellow devoted RSC followers, since our favorite obsessive fanatic stalker isn't writing any more, it's time for the rest of us to pick up the slack. A list of 25 burning questions should be a good start.

1. Why are there no postings?

2. Didn't we just kick the crap out of the Yankees?

3. What do we think about the new guys?

4. Is the RSC obsessed with any?

5. Does she want to Foulke Keith?

6. Is she Bellhorny for Mark?

7. Does she want to Pokey Reese?

8. What's up with Pedro?

9. What, exactly, is a butt knot?

10. Does George have bad alergies or is he just the biggest friggin' wuss in baseball?

11. Are the Bruins....nevermind.

12. What's Pokey's brother's name? Mon? Speedy? Slick? Piece?

13. Worst facial hair? (Not including JD)

14. Who's going to be the first a-hole to climb down the ladder onto the field from the monster seats?

15. What will replace Cowboy Up?

16. Anyone miss Brian "Spitman" Daubach?

17. Why continue to throw Mirabelli fastballs?

18. Should we trade Mendoza for a bucket of balls and some used chewing tobacco?

19. Shea Whoenbrand?

20. Will A-Rod finish the year under .200?

21. Will James Loney make it to the majors this year?

22. Is Caesar Crespo the coolest name in baseball?

23. Can Tom Brady hit a fastball?

24. Do you think Manny is on the juice?

25. Is this the year?