25 Answers from Redsoxchickie
Hey, you asked....
1. Why are there no postings?
There’s a few reasons for this…1. I’ve been so despondent over the eliminations in this seasons American Idol lately its left me emotionally drained. 2. At my new job they actually expect me to work. I tried to tell them that my fans need me, but they just laughed and mocked me. Oh and if you’re told you’ll be implementing a new system that starts with the word “EASY” run for the hills people, you’ll thank me later. 3. I’ve been taking Welbutrin to try to quit smoking, which is actually an anti-depressant. Apparently if you not clinically depressed it makes you into a snippy psychopath and squelches any creative thoughts.
2. Didn't we just kick the crap out of the Yankees?
Hell Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Hehehehehe. Oh, all bets are off during Yankees-Sox games when trying to quit smoking. It diminished the need to choke the person next to you from breathing too loudly.
3. What do we think about the new guys?
I love ‘em all…at least until they screw up and then I want them traded immediately.
4. Is the RSC obsessed with any?
Always, but Boyfriend #1 Wakefield and Boyfriend #2 Millar take up so much of my time its hard to find out which of the new guys leave their car doors unlocked.
5. Does she want to Foulke Keith?
Who wouldn’t?
6. Is she Bellhorny for Mark?
There’s a reason I like to watch him walk to first base all the time.
7. Does she want to Pokey Reese?
Not some much if only because he looks like a muppet with cornrows.
8. What's up with Pedro?
I’m done with him. I can’t justify his attitude anymore.
9. What, exactly, is a butt knot?
I don’t know but I’d be more than happy to take a look at it for Trot :D
10. Does George have bad allergies or is he just the biggest friggin' wuss in baseball?
11. Are the Bruins....never mind.
Sorry but my therapist won’t let me talk about this yet.
12. What's Pokey's brother's name? Mon? Speedy? Slick? Piece?
Peanut Buttercup
13. Worst facial hair? (Not including JD)
Anyone sporting a Fu-manchu stash or the electrocuted caterpillar on his chin.
14. Who's going to be the first a-hole to climb down the ladder onto the field from the monster seats?
You, if you drink the J-Boogie rum punch before you go to the game.
15. What will replace Cowboy Up?
Anything…please.
16. Anyone miss Brian "Spitman" Daubach?
Of course, he has the most entertaining facial hair in the major leagues!!!
17. Why continue to throw Mirabelli fastballs?
Because its fun to see him chug around the bases.
18. Should we trade Mendoza for a bucket of balls and some used chewing tobacco?
I’d trade him for a Butterscotch Lifesaver stuck to pocket lint.
19. Shea Whoenbrand?
I believe he lives in Who-ville?
20. Will A-Rod finish the year under .200?
One can only hope, but considering God is a Yankees fan I somehow he’ll snap out of it.
21. Will James Loney make it to the majors this year?
If he does I’d be happy to stalk him for you.
22. Is Caesar Crespo the coolest name in baseball?
It’s almost too much fun to say.
23. Can Tom Brady hit a fastball?
Hey, if Bo can do so can he!!!
24. Do you think Manny is on the juice?
No, because aloofness is not a side effect of the ‘roids
25. Is this the year?
Hmmm…we just got swept by the Rangers and are currently losing against the Indians and I want to take my remote and throw it into the screen and cause a large fiery explosion…ask me next week.
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