Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

1 game out from the East and a game and a half out of the Wild Card. My stomach hurts, I feel weak and lathargic, and I break out into cold sweats. I’ll be adding WebMD to my favorites this afternoon.

Palmeiro is saying Tejada gave him what he thought was a B-12 pill and THAT must have been steroids and the reason why he tested positive. Dude, you’re a grown man, you know you could get tested for drugs, do you really expect us to believe you put something into your body without knowing exactly what it was? Do you see me taking a pill with a big X on it from the kid on the corner because he told me it was asprin?….”Lost”, while being the greatest show ever produced, is proving the most fustrating show in that there are a million possibilities and theories floating around and after being disappointed in the final outcomes of similar, but far inferior series I’m left fearing actually knowing the who, what, where and why of it all because it could end up being some lame ending, like it was some autistic kid’s government conspiracy nightmare….When will the low-rise pants fad end? I’m sick of looking at peoples fat rolls….Can you imagine the east coast of MA having to do a mass evacuation? It’d make the Friday before Memorial Day look like a NASCAR race. Seriously, I’d fill up like 20 gallons of gas, put the SUV in 4 wheels drive and drive over anything that didn’t move out of my way quick enough. Either that or I’d tie 1,000 of those styrofoam noodles to it and hope it floats…. Someone needs to explain the sequined ballerina flats shoe rage to me….You need a license to drive, fish and cut hair, but Britney Spears can have a child. I hope they’ve started a trust fund for the kid, because the decades of therapy he is gonna need is expensive….There’s nothing I hate more than professional sports players whining about how they have no privacy if they play in big markets. Granted some fans can be intrusive at improper times, but the vast majority out there respect that there’s a proper time and place to stalk them. If they wanted anonymity they should have taken a pay cut played in Kansas City or become a factory worker in Detroit….I used the word ‘erroneous’ in a memo at work, I want some serious scrabble point dammit!….Is Velcro a brand name?….I have ‘plantar faciitis’, and so did Nomar a couple of years ago….and he couldn’t play for weeks???? Pansy ass….