What will be my method of suicide if the Red Sox blow their lead in the AL East?

Hand knit a noose from which to hang myself
50% (3 votes)
Force myself to watch a "Sunset Tan" marathon until I stab myself in the eyes
17% (1 vote)
Self-inflicted subdural hematoma, i.e. I bang my head into a wall repeatedly until I loose consciousness
33% (2 votes)
Total votes: 6