Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

Dear Santa,

I know we won a World Series this year but seeing how I have been wicked good this year I was wondering if I could get a few extra thing in my 6 foot stocking :D

Dear Santa, I want….

To win lifetime Sox tickets from the Red Sox scratch tickets, ‘cause at least that way I’ll feel like I earned it. You can get carpel tunnel from those things you know.

A Dunkie gift card…the gift that keeps on giving…or in my case, until Thursday.

The Red Sox to sign Mike Lowell…Check!!!

The Red Sox to sign Curt Schilling…Check!!!

Don’t give up too much young talent for Johan Santana.

Let us keep Ellsbury, he too cute to let go and he has the potential to be the best centerfielder we’ve seen since…ever? Not that I want Coco to leave either. Can’t I have both???

World Peace, it’s a crap shoot but it can’t hurt to try.

The Patriots to make Don Shula to shove his asterisk comment where the Miami sun don’t shine.

The Celtics to finally regain the prestige they once had.

The Bruins to not suck this year.

The writers strike to end so my favorite shows won’t be playing first runs episodes into July and interfere with watching baseball.

For 01.20.09 to come as fast as possible.

Make Clemens not only Satan, but a cheater too…CHECK!!!! Thank you Santa Mitchell!

And finally…

My restraining orders for stalking ballplayers lifted!!!

One final thought for the holidays…
They say God is a Yankees fan…I believe God is now carrying a Red Sox Nation membership card, is wearing a Tom Brady jersey and is currently toying with getting a Paul Pierce sweatband.

Happy Holidays!