Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

And I thought last week was bad,

A user's guide to surviving an entire Red Sox/Yankees series with minimal damage to one's self or surroundings.

Two games can define this entire season.

What can I say that hasn't already been said?

Quick, Short and shockingly painful…kinda like me!!

Terry Francona: Incomplete, I’ll let you know what the grade is once he starts to manage.

Just in time for a long weekend of Watermelon Mahtinis!

At the end of this season 5 players will be eligible for free agency: Lowe, Pedro, Veritek, Nixon, and Nomar.

Hey, you asked....

1. Why are there no postings?

OK fellow devoted RSC followers, since our favorite obsessive fanatic stalker isn't writing any more, it's time for the rest of us to pick up the slack.

Opening Day happens to fall on Good Friday this year so Fenway was contemplating not serving hot dogs or sausages…apparently his Papal-ness is now the commissioner of the MLB.

I few things to ponder before we get the party started.

A-Rod to the Yankees…

You NEED me. No, you really do.

A list of promises I will likely never keep in 2004:

I will let go of A-rod....but keep in mind that my birthday is coming up and he would make a fabulous gift.

All I Want For Christmas Is....

· A closer who can actually close games before we trade/release him so he can go win a World Series.

· Some bling, bling come October

Trade dreams, Charlie Brown and Roadkill...