Redsoxchickie: Just This Side of Stalking

Santa, we need to talk.....

What? Could I be any worse than Dan Duquette? Besides, I'd work for beer and weiners....

Name: redsoxchickie

Address: Fenway Park, satellite office located at Cask n’ Flagon

I've only just emerged from the emotional cocoon where I resided in the fetal position wrapped in a blanket of bitterness and despair.

about a woman hurling herself from the right field roof at Fenway after a Red Sox loss, its probably me. And as always, bail money is always welcome.

I knew we were in trouble when the stomach cramps never kicked in.

After completely spazing out at last night's game amid the most stressful race to the post-season ever and seeing abhorrent behavior at the ball park, I thought I'd share a couple of lists/guidelines.

1 game out from the East and a game and a half out of the Wild Card. My stomach hurts, I feel weak and lathargic, and I break out into cold sweats.

A HALF a GAME?!?!?!?! What the F$*#K! Apparently the next 86-year drought is ready to begin.

So I realize I've been wicked bad at keeping up the website, but there were circumstances beyond my control....I was busy with work (or at least that's what I tell the bosses), my place of employment

Yeah I KNOW the Red Sox won the world championship last year. I KNOW I shouldn’t complain about anything Sox related for like the next 10 years.

After seeing the previews for Fever Pitch I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve turned into Jimmy Fallon’s character, an all consumed, obsessed Sox fan…god help us all.

For those of you that have been complaining that I haven’t written all off-season, my only excuse I can offer is my state of utter bliss. Damned happiness!